Joke of the day

How does trees access the internet?
Answer:they log in.

Sam has been stealing meat from the pot and God has been watching,saying “stop sin”but the devil will always say__________?

As a little baby,i was able to SPY in school and i wasn’t able to pronounce DADDY but only DA,is it true that i will become a SPIDERMAN in my MANLY form?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

I do different things like,singing with MIC,selling COALS to different countries, always borrowing people my JACK,always praying for those that SIN alot,does that makes me to be MICHAEL JACKSON?🤔🤔🤔🤔

If a man shuns everyday,is that the creation of mansion?🤔🤔🤔🤔